hoarded
errantscarsanddyingstars:

a fob blog reblogged my face. i can die happy

do you remember when one of my selfies almost got 100 notes?

errantscarsanddyingstars:

a fob blog reblogged my face. i can die happy

do you remember when one of my selfies almost got 100 notes?

mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

bieberkiss:

Do you ever feel like someone doesn’t want to be friends with you anymore? They don’t have to say anything, you just know. They talk to other people more than you, take hours to reply to your texts instead of minutes, constantly make plans with other people and hardly ask you to hang out. All along you know it isn’t gonna end well but you still have that sliver of hope. And that one day, they ignore you completely. And you know, you finally have to accept, you were right.

sparklefap:


sexy

sparklefap:

sexy

tampontampoff:

my hobbies include but are not limited to: bullying my friends and laughing at my own jokes

absoluutebliss:

first of all, who allowed me on the internet

marinadiamanids:

jon….

marinadiamanids:

jon….

koralal:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

I’m going to start saying this now I’ve decided

gaydayparade:

here’s to 26 years of flaming homosexuality